tingilinde: humor

April 06, 2013

someone had some fun

Yesterday Sukie took a call promoting home improvement from what sounded like a call center in India. The guy, trying to force an American accent, identified himself as Lucifer.

sweet

We had one say his name was Bilbo...

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April 01, 2013

you have to love april first

"interesting" papers like this

Conspiratorial cosmology—the case against the Universe

Jo ̈rg P. Rachen^1,2⋆ and Ute G. Gahlings²

¹ Institut fu ̈r Zahlenmystik, Rautavistische Universit ̈at Grafenhausen, Germany

² Institut fu ̈r angewandte Oligophrenie, Rautavistische Universit ̈at Gr ̈afinnenhausen, Germany

Received April 1; Accepted April 1; Published April 1, 2013

ABSTRACT

Based on the cosmological results of the Planck Mission, we show that all parameters describing our Universe within the ΛCDM model can be constructed from a small set of numbers known from conspiracy theory. Our finding is confirmed by recent data from high energy particle physics. This clearly demonstrates that our Universe is a plot initiated an unknown interest group or lodge. We analyse possible scenarios for this conspiracy, and conclude that the belief in the existence of our Universe is an illusion, as previously assumed by ancient philosophers, 20th century science fiction authors and contemporary film makers.

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January 28, 2013